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2004
11
Jun
Bueno, mientras compilo el kernel 2.6.5 y me decido si instalo o no kde3.2.3 en mi Gentoo, os envío algo con lo que reírse un buen rato 
Nombres de variables de C/C++ graciosas:
Algunas respuestas cachondas de la shell de linux:
Nota: % representa el shell de csh, mientras que $ representa el shell bash
auto accident;
register voters;
static electricity;
struct by_lightning;
void <strong>where_prohibited;
char broiled;
short circuit;
short changed;
long johns;
unsigned long letter;
double entendre;
double trouble;
union organizer;
union jack;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check; unsigned check;
struct dumb by[sizeof member];
union onion;
/</strong> if GCC extensions are allowed -- <strong>/
long long ago; /</strong> in a galaxy far far away <strong>/
const ipated;
case closed:
double or_nothing;
short sighted;
void if_removed; /</strong> garantia <strong>/
volatile buggy_code;
unsigned anonymous;
/</strong> Borland's additional C keywords */:
huge penis;
interrupt ed;
near sighted;
far out;
register voters;
static electricity;
struct by_lightning;
void <strong>where_prohibited;
char broiled;
short circuit;
short changed;
long johns;
unsigned long letter;
double entendre;
double trouble;
union organizer;
union jack;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check; unsigned check;
struct dumb by[sizeof member];
union onion;
/</strong> if GCC extensions are allowed -- <strong>/
long long ago; /</strong> in a galaxy far far away <strong>/
const ipated;
case closed:
double or_nothing;
short sighted;
void if_removed; /</strong> garantia <strong>/
volatile buggy_code;
unsigned anonymous;
/</strong> Borland's additional C keywords */:
huge penis;
interrupt ed;
near sighted;
far out;
Algunas respuestas cachondas de la shell de linux:
Nota: % representa el shell de csh, mientras que $ representa el shell bash
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
%make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% (-
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
%make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% (-
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food
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